So I thought I’d take a stab at it.  Was inspired by a tweet Tom Brennan made about Weld Pond’s laptop.  You don’t need to tell me that I geeked out, I already know that.  Here goes:

This is my Mac. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Mac is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My Mac, without me, is useless. Without my Mac, I am useless. I must pwn responsibly with my Mac. I must pwn more ethically than any blackhat who is trying to pwn for profit. I must educate the masses before he takes advantage of unpatched boxes. I will….

My Mac and myself know that what counts in this war are not the hot chicks we meet, the noise of our bragging, nor the press releases we make. We know that it is the good pwn that counts. We will pwn…

My Mac is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its OS, its accessories, its isight and its all-glass trackpad. I will keep my Mac clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed. My Mac and myself are the defenders of users. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of root. So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but Security.